White House Takedown

No escape - WonketteThank god this Onion blogger is reading People, ’cause we almost missed this.

It’s a lovely portrait of our First Couple from the Best (and Worst) of 2006 double issue, and the headline is “One Tough Year.” We can’t figure out what the hell is going on or why the White House allowed this picture to be published. We also can’t stop staring at it. What in god’s name is about to happen? Is George about to receive a punch to the kidney? If he tries to plant one on her, would it even be pysically possible for her to tense up further? What the hell is his other hand doing?

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