Metro Section: Bloggers On Constant Watch for New Sub-Categories of Douche

* “I am Mary Cheney’s fetus” [Craigslist]
* Blogging to peak in the first half of 2007. [circumlocutor]
* We need more troops like you for our War on Christmas: “…they start spilling out of places like Felix and Spy Lounge and Bourbon, stuffed full of mini quiche and well drinks, looking for “The next place to parr-tay, bra!” [Sour N Sweet]
* Metro Police more responsive than DC Police. See? They done something right. [Logan Circle News]
* The Hirshhorn is hiring a Director of Development. If you get the job, tell them to screen some movies or have some parties. Just tell them to stop being the boringest museum ever. [DC Arts Jobs]