Ex-senator and crying-child farmer Rick Santorum has a great new plan: He’s going to start a bank in Pennsylvania — a sperm bank!
Ha ha, just kidding. Sperm is to go directly from the husband’s testicles, via the penis, to the wife’s vagina. Anything beyond that is bestiality. So sayeth the Lord.
And running a bank into the ground isn’t Rick’s only big plan. Santorum is reportedly negotiating some type of talk show gig with Bravo Fox News, seeking a publisher for his hysterical bullshit about how all the Muslims need to be blown up, and looking for a law firm to pay for his lawyerly skills.
Defeated GOP senator to try banking? [The Swamp]
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