Wonkette

The collapse of the U.S. dollar means more than $9 cups of coffee in Europe — it means the complete destruction of the United States!According to World Net Daily, the dollar disaster will provide the cover George W. Bush needs to quickly trash the USA and form a North American Union with Mexico and, perhaps, Canada. This awful new place will even have a sinister, Mexican-sounding name: Amero.

The Mexican-Canadian-Euro zone that replaces the once-pround United States will also have a currency called the “Amero.” Experts say the money will look totally gay and not have anything about pledging allegiance to God.

Analysts: Dollar collapse would result in ‘amero’ [WND]