Wonkette

If we remember this whole 9/11 thing correctly, a bunch of privileged Saudis with U.S. Embassy ties led by a stripper-loving hard-partying Egyptian playboy bought first-class plane tickets with money from Pakistan’s secret service and crashed passenger jets into the WTC, the Pentagon and a field in Pennsylvania.In retaliation, the Bush Administration attacked some fanatic goat herders in Afghanistan and then began an occupation of Iraq that’s already lasted four bloody years. It’s no wonder a “top Pentagon strategist” tells the Washington Times that the War On Terror will last a hundred years. Why not a thousand years? Egypt, Saudi Arabia and Pakistan — home of the alleged hijackers and their financiers — will be safe as long as nobody in the Pentagon owns a map.

General foresees ‘generational war’ against terrorism [Washington Times]