Rumors On The Internets: Sadly Lacking In Rowdy Friends
* Bill Frist has found a moonshine still, and ain't comin' down from rocky top -- reckon he never will. [ Political Wire ]
* Dehmokratz bad, Tom hate dehmokratz. Tom like cigar, mmm, cigar. [ Think Progress ]
* Barack Obama makes an announcement everyone knew was coming. [ YouTube ]
* But he won't be president until he stops dressing so Ahmadinejadily. [ Political Animal ]
* You want to see Hillary Clinton do icy-bitch? 'Cause she can do icy-bitch, oh boy can she do icy-bitch. [ Freakonomics ]
* World dictators get all the teen-aged ass Mark Foley never did. [ Radar ]
* In Vietnam -- as in politics and the bedroom -- Jim Webb is using live ammunition. [ The Swamp ]
* Meet your new Fox anal yst: Rick Santorum. [ TVNewser ]