Wonkette
The much-anticipated Loretta Sanchez holiday cards are here, and an anonymous operative was kind enough to forward one to us.Please make your own vulgar double-entendres, we’ve had a last-minute onset of dignty. Won’t last long, we promise.
CONGRESS
Hahahaha I remember this post. PET. THE. FUCKING. CAT.
pussy pussy pussy
I’d pet her cat. I like cats. Rrrrow.
Q: “Johnny do you want to pet my pussy?”
A: “Yes, just as soon as you move that damn cat!”
Did I say Johnny? I meant to use Juancho!
So this is what assimilation is about …
Is that a cat in her lap, or Santa’s beard?
Pet The Cat: Engage in a gentle but vigorous back and forth motion utilizing your hand upon a human vagina (preferred); espesially the clitoris region (I’m not sure if non-human’s have a clitoris)
Dirty little Sanchez
“kitty kitty kitty - touch it!”
The Presidents of the United States - “Kitty” (1995)