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lorettacard.jpgThe much-anticipated Loretta Sanchez holiday cards are here, and an anonymous operative was kind enough to forward one to us.

Please make your own vulgar double-entendres, we’ve had a last-minute onset of dignty. Won’t last long, we promise.

  • shortsshortsshorts

    Hahahaha I remember this post. PET. THE. FUCKING. CAT.

  • grundle burrito

    pussy pussy pussy

  • DangerousLiberal

    I’d pet her cat. I like cats. Rrrrow.

  • Platypus

    Q: “Johnny do you want to pet my pussy?”

    A: “Yes, just as soon as you move that damn cat!”

  • Platypus

    Did I say Johnny? I meant to use Juancho!

  • Mongo

    So this is what assimilation is about …

  • CivicHoliday

    Is that a cat in her lap, or Santa’s beard?

  • mpslim

    Pet The Cat: Engage in a gentle but vigorous back and forth motion utilizing your hand upon a human vagina (preferred); espesially the clitoris region (I’m not sure if non-human’s have a clitoris)

    Dirty little Sanchez

  • Bearbloke

    “kitty kitty kitty – touch it!”

    The Presidents of the United States – “Kitty” (1995)

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