Loretta Sanchez’s Christmas Card

December 12, 2006 - 6:36pm

The much-anticipated Loretta Sanchez holiday cards are here, and an anonymous operative was kind enough to forward one to us.

Please make your own vulgar double-entendres, we’ve had a last-minute onset of dignty. Won’t last long, we promise.

shortsshortsshorts

Hahahaha I remember this post. PET. THE. FUCKING. CAT.
grundle burrito

pussy pussy pussy
DangerousLiberal

I’d pet her cat. I like cats. Rrrrow.
Platypus

Q: “Johnny do you want to pet my pussy?”

A: “Yes, just as soon as you move that damn cat!”
Platypus

Did I say Johnny? I meant to use Juancho!
Mongo

So this is what assimilation is about …
CivicHoliday

Is that a cat in her lap, or Santa’s beard?
mpslim

Pet The Cat: Engage in a gentle but vigorous back and forth motion utilizing your hand upon a human vagina (preferred); espesially the clitoris region (I’m not sure if non-human’s have a clitoris)

Dirty little Sanchez
Bearbloke

“kitty kitty kitty – touch it!”

The Presidents of the United States – “Kitty” (1995)