CONGRESS  6:36 pm December 12, 2006

Loretta Sanchez’s Christmas Card

by Alex Pareene

lorettacard.jpgThe much-anticipated Loretta Sanchez holiday cards are here, and an anonymous operative was kind enough to forward one to us.

Please make your own vulgar double-entendres, we’ve had a last-minute onset of dignty. Won’t last long, we promise.

 
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shortsshortsshorts November 20, 2008 at 1:35 pm

Hahahaha I remember this post. PET. THE. FUCKING. CAT.

grundle burrito November 20, 2008 at 1:43 pm

pussy pussy pussy

DangerousLiberal November 20, 2008 at 2:32 pm

I’d pet her cat. I like cats. Rrrrow.

Platypus November 20, 2008 at 2:32 pm

Q: “Johnny do you want to pet my pussy?”

A: “Yes, just as soon as you move that damn cat!”

Platypus November 20, 2008 at 2:33 pm

Did I say Johnny? I meant to use Juancho!

Mongo November 20, 2008 at 3:04 pm

So this is what assimilation is about …

CivicHoliday November 20, 2008 at 3:06 pm

Is that a cat in her lap, or Santa’s beard?

mpslim November 20, 2008 at 4:32 pm

Pet The Cat: Engage in a gentle but vigorous back and forth motion utilizing your hand upon a human vagina (preferred); espesially the clitoris region (I’m not sure if non-human’s have a clitoris)

Dirty little Sanchez

Bearbloke November 21, 2008 at 5:17 am

“kitty kitty kitty – touch it!”

The Presidents of the United States – “Kitty” (1995)

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