Last Cocktober, the Taliban sat down together and put together a very important, useful list of rules. Blogger Jon Swift notes that many of the rules would’ve been quite helpful for our Republicans brothers and sisters who got into so much trouble these last couple months. Rule number 19, in fact, could’ve stopped the bloodbath before it ever started:
Mujahideen are not allowed to take young boys with no facial hair onto the battlefield or into their private quarters.
So the Taliban have better political sense than the entire House Republican Caucus. And a respectably conservative record on gun control.