Daily Briefing: Dennis! Dennis!
*Bush: All-time low in Iraq-handling approval. [ WP ]
* Military experts meet with Bush re. Iraq. Conclusion: Everything you're doing is wrong, don't ever change. [ WP ]
* How do you solve a problem likeMoktada al-Sadr? By fucking overNgo Dinh Diem Prime Minister Maliki! [ NYT ]
* "Justin Leebelieves that the Virgin birth was real, that there is a heaven and a hell, that salvation comes through Christ alone and in assfucking." [ NYT ]
* Democrats already unable to get things done story, Spending Bill Edition. Also, no more earmarks! Until next month. [ WP ]
*Dennis Kucinichto be our next president, star as Hermey in live-action remake of "Rudolph." [ NYT ]
* Youareallowed to wear buttons the victim's face to the trial of the alleged killer, the Supreme Court says. No word yet on sending dead flowers to his wedding. [ NYT ]
*William JeffersonisbackandNancy Pelosi'sputtin' him on some committee to shut him up.
* That Explains Everything Dept. -- Capitol Gift Shop Items more or less 100% brain-killin' lead. [ Roll Call ]