104 Pages of Creepy

Still at the office? Perfect! Print up all 104 pages of the famous Mark Foley Maf54 instant messenger transcripts and read them aloud at your holiday party!

It’s all free, and it’s all thanks to the House Ethics Committee (.pdf file).

We also recommend taking a book-binding class and presenting these to a loved one. Give the gift of predatory behavior!

Exhibit 12.pdf [House.gov]

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