• May 25, 2012

Medals of Freedom Recipients Boring

by Alex Pareene  5:17 pm December 7, 2006

The President announced who gets Medals of Freedom today! Let’s take a look at the list:

* Founding Fatherfucker David McCullough
* Inneffectual doormat/occasional pirate Norman Mineta
* WILLIAM FUCKING SAFIRE.

Yes, William Safire has won our nation’s highest civilian honor for smug pedantry and occasional evil in the service of American Heroes Spiro Agnew, Dick Nixon, and Zombie Reagan.

Bush Names Medal of Freedom Winners [WP]

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