Metro Section: We Bought the Mayor a Brand New Sash

* Adrian Fenty turns 36, celebrates by baking weed brownies and seeing The Fountain. [DCist]
* We agree, Rep. Kingston, spending time here eats away at families, libido, syntax. [Alligators on a Party Barge]
* Hot 99.5FM morning show needs a sidekick for DJ Kane. This is a dream job. Send Kane your craziest clip, but try hard because he’s from Florida. [Hot 99.5]
* Bloggers describing their breasts as spectacular. Score another one for citizen media! [Yeah, so I'm...]
* Just what Capitol Hill needs, now that Foley is gone. [Barzelay]