• May 25, 2012
GEORGE W. BUSH

December 6, 2006

Which Bush Knocked Up Mary Cheney?

by Ken Layne  

Which Bush is the sperm donor? - Wonkette
Mary and Heather Cheney with their infant baby girl, Suri.

The Cheney Dynasty has a few problems: Bad hearts and homosexuality are so prevalent that America’s children are in danger of not even having a Cheney to oppress them in the future.

The available evidence strongly suggests a member of the Bush Dynasty provided the sperm for Mary’s “virgin” birth. The Bushes reliably produce children and basically live forever. But which lucky “member” of the Bush Family helped the Cheney bloodline? Take our scientific poll, after the jump.


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Earlier: Mary Cheney’s Baby Has Two Mommies
The Jesus and Mary Cheney

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