Mary Cheney's Baby Has Two Mommies
Congratulations to Dick & Lynne Cheney's daughter Mary, who is now pregnant from sperm that presumably didn't come from her "wife" Heather. You'll recall that the Veep and daughter Mary spent Election Day hunting critters in South Dakota. Maybe that helps with conception.
Unlike the Bush/Cheney Administration, we are totally for Gay Marriage because we love weddings. Really, if somebody wants to marry a Roomba or a cactus or whatever, that's fine. Just have a wedding someplace nice, and invite us.
Mary Cheney and Partner Are About to Be Moms [Reliable Source]