Rumors On The Internets: Extra Early/Late Edition
* Have ridiculous political views? Dying for attention? Don't waste time starting a blog -- call C-SPAN and loudly hurl insults at Jimmy Carter. [ Think Progress ]
* Brooklyn hipsters who spot Barbara Bush out drinking can't decide between whether to "vomit on" or "hate fuck" her. [ Williamsboard ]
* Giant pink house conspires with illegal Guatemalans to keep Mitt Romney out of giant White House. [ DCeiver ]
* Bloggers who post their "enemies list" -- including recently elected members of Congress who haven't had a day on the job yet -- need to switch to decaf. [ The Blogometer ]
* The Corner bloggers' had the delusional idea that Rick Santorum will replace Bolton. [ The Corner ]
* Hank Paulson: administration coffin nailer. [ Robert Reich ]