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GILF: Alaska’s First Gal Governor Sworn In

MILF, GILF, kids and their Internets Lingo! - WonketteAlaska elected the nation’s hottest governor last month, and today Sarah Palin was sworn in.Governor Palin is a Crazy Maverick who is against Corruption and obliterated Governor Jabba the Hutt Frank Murkowski in the Republican primary. Palin is just 42 and came out of nowhere; she was mayor of a small town. Otherwise, we don’t know anything about her, but we do hope she seeks national office soon because the Capitol is filled with scary old men wandering around in their pajamas and she could really class up the joint.

Alaska’s first female governor [Anchorage Daily News]
Earlier: A Taste of Iraq … In Alaska


7:36 PM on Mon December 4 2006
By Ken Layne
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  1. InsidiousTuna says at 3:32 pm, October 12th, 2008

    Oh, memories…

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