Sam “Brokeback” Brownback is running for president! He’s a senator from somewhere near Iowa. Let’s meet America’s next pretend president!
* Will spend Friday night at Louisiana’s infamous Angola State Prison to “highlight the problem of recidivism.”
* Hates gay weddings.
* Love Jesus and standing in Barack Obama’s glow.
* Hates abortions, stem-cell research and science.
* Only presidential candidate to have an actual urban legend — abortion fanatic and Domino’s Pizza founder Tom Monaghan — on his exploratory advisory committee.
Brownback Moves Toward White House Bid [AP]
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