Wonkette

More than five years after the Feds seized security video from the Arlington Doubletree that reportedly showed Flight 77 hitting the Pentagon, the Justice Department finally released the blurry, useless footage.Why now? They got sued, of course! This will finally end the wild conspiracy theories make no difference at all, because you still can’t see the plane, which obviously means Wonder Woman’s ghost rocket struck the Pentagon and Flight 77 landed safely on a previously deserted tropical island now run by Queen Barbara Olson.

Flight77.info Forces Release of New 9/11 Video [PR Newswire]