• May 25, 2012
WHITE HOUSE PRESS CORPS

November 30, 2006

Tony Snow, Senior Administration Official to be Played By Hayley Mills, Hayley Mills

by Alex Pareene  

Oh, honestly, Tony…

MR. SNOW: Greetings. Welcome to Amman. First, I am joined by my close personal friend, Senior Administration Official, for a background briefing on the President’s dinner with the King of Jordan. So let me introduce to one and all, Senior Administration Official, to give you a readout and then answer your questions.

SENIOR ADMINISTRATION OFFICIAL: Thank you.

Not even trying anymore. And apparently no one gives a shit, as this this man of intrigue — along with yesterday’s Mystery Twins — made it into this Post story!

We like to think he shouts “everyone look over there!” while pressing a button on his ring that activates his spring-loaded, super-shrinking Senior Administration Official costume. You know, like the Flash. Except slower and with lies.

Background Briefing by a Senior Administration Official on the President’s Dinner with His Majesty King Abdullah of Jordan [White House]
Earlier: White House Officials Magically Become Anonymous Halfway Through Briefing

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