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• Ungrateful West Philly African Americans Inhospitable To Poor Mitt Romney
• Iran’s Navy Saves American Ship From Pirates, We Are All Best Friends Now Hooray!
• Spain Takes Break From Economic Woes to Laugh at Rick Scott
• Levi Johnston Broke After Squandering Playgirl Pay On Boats And Guns And Stuff
• Ghost Of Breitbart Convinced That Obama Will Drop Out Of The Presidential Race
• ‘BudgetTravel.com’ Joins War On Christians
• Mitt Romney Says Something, CNN Writes it Down
• Let’s All Get Gay Married On A Base On The Moon