Rumors On The Internets: In Our Wettest Dreams, There Are Only Six Political Blogs
* Fun-hating media watchdogs want you to get election results from ticker tape machines. [ Political Insider ]
* If any judicial nominees go to a gay wedding, Sam Brownback wants it to be his. [ The Angry Fag ]
* Bill O'Reilly discovers secret DNC plot to smear Fox News. [ Johnny Dollar's Place ]
* Weekly Democratic communications meetings to focus on football and the weather now that Lieberman's leaktastic flack is sitting in. [ Potomac Flacks ]
* No calls yet for phased troop withdrawal in the War on Christmas. [ MoJo Blog ]
* Reporters refuse to turnover sources to the Government unless given a 50 lbs. bag of Funions. [ Romenesko ]
* It's hard to meet leftist chicks without being sooo into some radical activity. [ Manifest Density ]