Wonkette

* Dick Cheney’s new book, “If I Did It: Faking the Case for War,” soon to be released. [HuffPo]
* Teenagers rejoice as new Democratic Congress promises drug-filled condoms in schools. [Right was Right]
* Newt Gingrich forgets to take his megalomania medication, gives interview. [Political Wire]
* Enterprising hipsters look to break the yellow ribbon monopoly on Iraq War-themed SUV adornment. [Ride Lugged]
* Military doesn’t believe in love, tells Cher to where to stick her documentary. [NYDN]
* Bust a nut for peace. [MoJo Blog]