Gossip Roundup: Spanking Fetishist Also Bad Teacher
Heard on the Hill: Mark Foleyis out of "rehab." The Arizona facility he went to treats alcoholism, "eating disorders, sexual addiction/compulsivity, obsessive-compulsive disorder and depression" ...Kirk Fordham, formerTom Reynoldsand Foley CoS, is still hanging around the Hill, annoying fellow republicans...John Boehnerdemanded the Republican leadership sing him his self-penned "Birthday Song" ...John Kerrydowned Tequila shots with Marines at Finn MacCool's. [ Roll Call ]
Reliable Source: Things to talk about with your family over Thanksgiving. Because you hate them. [WP ]
Yeas and Nays: TheExaminerwill now be sued byRobert Steinbuchfor revealing that his students think he's a perv... Aide toSen. Susan Collinssends out memo about fonts: "After reviewing a variety of typefaces to see whether they might prove more readable than the current protocol of 16-point Times Roman bold for speeches, statements and talking points, Senator Collins has decided that she would like to use Lucida Bright." [ Examiner ]