Wonkette

We automatically tune out the cable-news Daily Weather Freakout because it’s always some trailer park in the south or whatever, but it appears there’s an actual Tornado Watch in DC, right now.Anything smaller than John Murtha could literally be sucked into the sky and eaten by God, so “watch” out! You’ll be safe — from tornadoes, at least — after 6 p.m. Maybe.

Tornado Watch Posted for National-Capital Region [WTOP]