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Hill guy, where are you ? – w4m – 26
Hey – Looking for a guy to attend Congressional and Senate receptions with and maybe more. I am new to the Hill and I am in the process of a million in-processing meetings with my newly elected MOC. Just looking to get out and have some fun and learn how the hill works. I think something is going on in the Rayburn tonight but that is just a rumor for the moment??? Let’s chat.

24, bl-bl, 5’0, 105, size 2P if that means anything to you, athletic, educated, intelligent, world traveled, sarcastic and funny and never short on a witty comment.

Hill guy, where are you? [Casual Encounters]

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A writer and editor of this website from 2006 to early 2012, Ken Layne is occassionally seen on Twitter and writes small books and is already haunting you from beyond (your) grave.

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