God Still Hates Katherine Harris
We were momentarily intrigued by this ridiculous scenario suggested by a Wonkette op:
If Ken Mehlman (as CNN reports) is being replaced by Mel Martinez, does that mean Charlie Crist will appoint Katherine Harris to fill his Senate seat? Too good to be true?
Tragically, it's too good to be true. We've just learned that Martinez will bring the Republican Party back to the 14th Century while simultaneously serving Florida as a corrupt bat-shit-crazy senator.
Martinez to become new RNC chief [CNN Political Ticker]