Gossip Roundup: Again With the Damn Football
*Heard on the HillThe true story of howS.R. "Macaca" Sidarthended up with theWebbcampaign...Steny Hoyeris agreat-grandfather. Jeez...Ken Mehlmanjokingly threatened to ritually mutilateGeorge Allen'sgenitals in a bizarre religious ceremony. [ Roll Call ]
*Reliable Source: Which election winners will be good for gossip, which losers we'll be sad to see leave, plus gratuitous mention of our stepmom. [WP ]
*Yeas and Nays: Nancy Pelosipretends to care about the House Dem's "30-Something Working Group," which is allowed to talk on the House floor only at night when all the grownups have gone home... Wm & Mary college Repubs list ways to get over election results. Number one: cry softly... After conceding the election,George Allenwent on the radio to predict a victory for a Washington football club that was killed 27-3 by the Eagles... Only one of Y&N's "hottest" candidates won. [ Examiner ]
*Rush and Molloy: Bushjokes play great in Qatar. [ NYDN ]