Wonkette

Shelly Sekula-Gibbs, running as a write-in candidate for Tom Delay’s seat, lost. But she’ll get to be a real-life Representative for about two weeks, due to Tom DeLay’s ignominious and poorly-timed resignation. Let’s see how much damage she can cause. She’s got most of DeLay’s old staff, so she ought to be able to score some free dinners, cuban cigars, and a coupla hookers out of the deal.Sekula-Gibbs goes to Washington — briefly [Chron.com]