Rumors On The Internets: How to Feel Alive When You're Not Running a War
* Donald Rumsfeld looks forward to criminal prosecution, hopes to be the Tim Robbins character when he finally gets to jail. [ The Carpetbagger Report ]
* Stay tuned to Comedy Central for his cell mates bios and an interactive prison yard game. [ Comedy Central Insider ]
* Angry Democrat mob chases well paid assholes, looks to jam things up their well paid assholes. [ Whiskey Bar ]
* Conservatives looking to find a new bogeyman to inspire fear and loathing in Middle America, turn to the gay illegal Mexican immigrant. [ Boozhy ]
* Ballot counting in unresolved Ohio race on hold till after the Ohio State-Michigan football game next week. [ Think Progress ]
* Market efficiencies allowed the business lobby to already be puckered and ready for Democratic ass kissing. [ The Hill Blog ]
* Happy Veteran's Day: "The Marine Corps Rules for Gun Fighting." [ The Evangelical Outpost ]