Lunch With Don
If you can't make it over to Nathans, you can turn on your "web browser" and watch departing SecDef and all-around pariah Donald Rumsfeld deliver his Victory Address to Kansas State University.
At noon (11 central), Rummy will be delivering the "[Alf] Landon Lecture" to a room full of Kansans, and American can watch it live online . Because lord knows once he leaves his job, it will be near impossible to catch public appearances by this notoriously reclusive, shy gentleman.
Landon Lecture Series [KSU]
Illustration: David Rees