SENATE  12:35 pm November 8, 2006

Tester Declares Victory, Macaca Declares Footballs Are Awesome

by Ken Layne

Golllll-ly! - WonketteJon Tester just declared victory on the teevee, cooly noting that the candidate who gets the most votes usually wins.

Our nation has finally put a seven-fingered buzz-cut farmer in the Senate. God bless these United States of America!

It’s about 3,000 votes apart right now, 49-48. Not a whole lot of people in Montana, which is why it’s such a nice state.

The DSCC has “declared” for Webb, but Webb himself is quietly letting Macaca continue to make an ass of himself. Refresh constantly until Thanksgiving, or later.

Hola wonkerados.

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