Highlights From Our Insane All-Night Election Coverage
We uncovered New Mexico's nefarious Babies-for-votes scandal.
Choking , strangling , and voting machinicide -- America, you so crazee!
Our midterm drinking game was a huge success, if everyone's hangover this morning is any indication.
A plucky squirrel stole the nation's hearts, votes .
We'll miss you, Kitty .
We also lost the strangler and, uh, the other strangler .
We weren't the only drunk ones reporting made-up results .
Our drunk lies were pretty accurate, though, all things considered.
We sensed a great disturbance in The Corner .