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Conrad Burns Loses Elections By Day, Kills At Night

Aw shit - WonketteCrazy Conrad already tried to ban Montana reporters from attending his “Victory Party” because the Billings Gazette committed the sin of running a USA Today poll showing he was doomed.The Great God of the West was not pleased. Burns is going down. The mysteriously unindicted main whore of Jack Abramoff will lose, the experts say tonight.

Burns is losing and losing bad. Jon Tester is ahead 53-45, with 37% of precincts reporting.

(Meanwhile, 792 votes between Webb and Macaca. Oh shit.)


12:58 AM on Wed November 8 2006
By Ken Layne
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