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Good-bye To the Pennsylvania Strangler!

We’ll miss you, Republican Congressman Don Sherwood.

54-46 is the current breakdown. Campaign visits by Cheney and Bush did not help, obviously.

He ran a great campaign. Stranglin’ Sherwood always claimed that he didn’t really strangle the bitch. Sure, he paid her half a million dollars to shut up until tomorrow, but that’s just politics!

Good-bye, Don. See you in Hell, you sick sack of trash. (And that means the Dems need just two seats?) Can we run the campaign poster once again, for old time’s sake? Okay, after the jump.


EARLIER: Don Sherwood Nearly Strangles Voting Machine


11:07 PM on Tue November 7 2006
By Ken Layne
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