DON’T FORGET TO VOTE FOR WONKETTE’S STEPMOM

Minnesota voters: You have until 8 pm central (we just checked with Scott Johnson from Powerline — so that time is not only accurate, but the MAINSTREAM MEDIA DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW IT) to vote for Wendy Wilde, the stepmother of Wonkette Editor Alex Pareene (currently stuck in the hell that is the CNN Election Night Blog Party). If you’re in Minnesota’s 3rd district (and you know who you are), go out and pay a homeless person to vote for Wendy.