Wonkette

Our national nervous breakdown continues: A 43-year-old Pennsylvania man calmly showed up at his polling place, went to his assigned machine and destroyed it with a “metal cat paperweight.”The Allentown polling station was, of course, in a nursing home.

Michael Young killed the Diebold machine –”He smashed it with the cat’s ears,” a witness said — and then sat down and waited for the cops.

Election chief Stacy Sterner said, “Nothing can top this.” Please baby jesus, let her be wrong.

Voter smashes touch-screen machine in Allentown [Morning Call]