Wonkette

We want your best disenfranchisement stories!There’s already the ol’ name-switcharoo going on, but that’s standard fare by now.

No, we want more stuff like this ominous mention of an (anti-) Gil Gutknecht egging. Or the Democratic Operative “Squirrel” plumbers sent to devour laptops in Colorado. Or whoever cut George Allen’s phone line (irony of ironies).

Send ‘em in to the usual address. Or feel free to discourage a voter yourself, and tell us how you did it!