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Haggard in happier days:

Dude’s clearly tweaking.Disgraced (in record time!) pastor Ted Haggard:

• Admits to getting a “massage” from male escort Mike Jones

• Admits to buying meth “out of curiosity.”
• Denies gay sex.
• Denies using the meth he bought.
• He travels to Denver “to write books.”

Minister admits massage from accuser [Rocky Mountain News]