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JOHN KERRY

Johnny Goes Marching Home

Don't Let the Door Hit Your Ass on the Way Out - WonketteLooks like professional fall guy John “Skull & Bones” Kerry screwed up so bad that he’s getting Hasterted on the campaign trail:

From: “Tim Walz for U.S. Congress”
info@timwalz.org
Date: Wed, 01 Nov 2006 00:07:19
Subject: Senator Kerry unable to attend Mankato rally

Kerry cancels Mankato appearance [Free Press]EARLIER: GOP Secret Weapon Strikes Again

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12:28 PM on Wed November 1 2006
By Ken Layne
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