OMG It’s a November Surprise!

In this October 20 speech to rally the faithful, Karl Rove screws up and says 9/11 happened in November — which we all know is utterly impossible … unless this was Europe, where 9.11 means “November 9.”

Anyway, it’s pretty clear Rove’s terrorists will indeed attack the United States sometime after midnight and before November 7. Be careful, trick-or-treaters!