Lonesome Stunt Pulled

Donald Rumsfeld tortures chickens! - WonketteBecause nothing’s going on in Washington this month, the PETA people chose today to burn a “life sized” effigy of the Col. Sanders cartoon character — the Col. Sanders cartoon character that hasn’t been used by KFC for years, after a brief and embarrassing marketing experiment.

Because torture is all the rage this month, PETA claims that the long-dead Indiana cook Harlan Sanders doesn’t just sell fried chicken for eating, but actually tortures the dumb birds, apparently from beyond the grave.

KFC Protest [Reuters]

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