Wonkette
- We started new feature called Lil’ Scandal Roundup because our cup was full and runneth over. Design us a scandalous lil’ logo.
- We don’t think it’s a coincidence that torture bill day was the same as Ken Lay is posthumously innocent day. Delivering justice can be twice as nice!
- Jose Padilla is most likely being psychologically tortured with drugs such as LSD and PCP. He’s tripping so hard he created a nuclear test in all of our minds.
- A note card bearing Priest said he touched young Foley’s wee wee. Meanwhile, Foley was rehabilitating at an Old 97’s concert in Austin. Camera phone pic makes him look so alive.
- Holly Martins listed the ten dumbest members of Congress. Representative Steve King (R-Iowa), attempting to play with the big 10, compared immigrants to feral kittens.
- Michael Steele has a Facebook profile in which he says: “I’m hip hoppin my way to the United States Senate!” Thank God Mike Tyson is around, trying to talk and redeem him in the eyes of young voters.
- Former White House Faith-Based Initiatives Deputy head David Kuo, (who wrote the new book saying even the White House thinks Christians are creepy) didn’t pay for 50,000 miniature American flags, and is a Hollywood slime ball wannabe, or something, and the GOP is trying to make us care.
- Because homosexuality and pedophilia really are the same thing, it’s timely to note that there is one gay person in Idaho and he’s a Senator. Don’t let him take you or someone you know into the family restroom. And we waited all week for the details of the Jerry Weller story. He still hasn’t called. Pagefucker or no, he definitely knows how to pick ‘em.
- The President bought Paraguay and then sold Jenna to Paraguayan President Nicanor Duarte for an ice cream cone.
- We celebrated National Character Week with John McCain’s fond remembrance ofthe softer side of Hillary Clinton. We were feeling good. Then a tipster sent along a disappointing thread from Late Night Shots. The closed social network for DC’s most something. Reveale: middle class white people are afraid of Ethiopians, and more importantly, you need to be “a pro” to get pizza in Adams Morgan.
WEEK IN REVIEW
