RedState Puts on Show to Save Family Farm

Yes, let's. - WonketteRedState holds a contest. Then Fark links. Sarcasm and page jokes ensue!

The challenge: Why you will vote Republican in 2006, in 100 words or less. The winner gets a one-year subscription to the Limbaugh Letter! Some highlights from the Fark and RedState threads:

  • “Hot. Gay. Teen. Sex.”

  • “Clinton failed to prevent the death of Steve Irwin.”
  • “A well-functioning, competent, ethical government is boring. Vote for the GOP, vote for excitement.”
  • “Just to be an asshole.”
  • “We need to maintain a level head and steady pressure in the The War Against Terror (T.W.A.T.).”
  • “I don’t want to have to explain to my daughter why she has to wear a veil in public and cannot go to college”

That last one’s our favorite. It’s a pitch-perfect parody of paranoid, crazy blog commenters… wait, sorry, it’s real. We hope they win the subscription to the Limbaugh Letter!

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