Wonkette

Here’s House Speaker Dennis Hastert on Fox, delivering a statement to the press just moments ago on his office’s unbelievably inept handing of the Mark Foley Cocktober Surprise. Serene little outdoors backdrop, very nice. Meanwhile, on CNN:
The man is in a graveyard. Does anyone on his staff know how television works? THEY CAN SEE WHAT’S BEHIND YOU, DENNIS.