KATHERINE HARRIS PREEMPTIVELY WINS ELECTION, STRONG SUPPORT OF JESUS TO THANK FOR STUNNING VICTORY

The most recent Katherine Harris press release is a thing of beauty:

Harris Beats Nelson — Leads 54% to 45%
Thursday, October 05, 2006

TAMPA, FL- Congresswoman Katherine Harris, the Republican candidate for the United States Senate, soundly defeated Bill Nelson this evening by a 54% to 45% margin in the straw poll conducted at the Lakeland Bi-Annual Politics in the Park. The Harris campaign continues to build momentum, engendering tremendous grassroots support throughout the state with a pro-growth, pro-family message that resonates across the political spectrum.

Above, the Lakeland, Florida Ledger’s photo of Katherine Harris helping “Rachel Seifert, 6, fill out a straw poll ballot Thursday at Politics in the Park in Lakeland.”

Harris Beats Nelson, Leads 54% to 45% [Elect Harris]
Voters Mingle With Candidates, Hear Their Views at Event [The Ledger]