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Rumors On The Internets: Thou Shalt STFU

  • There are telltale signs hidden in the details of the Cocktober Surprise, sitting there, waiting to be discovered - clues that God himself orchestrated the “Do I make you horny?” IM convos. [Unclaimed Territory]

  • Rove aide and sports fan Susan Ralston resigns over Abramoff scandal. [TPMMuckraker]
  • North Korea’s not building nukes to bargain with, they’re building them to blow shit up with. [Captain's Quarters]
  • Obama is exactly twice the dinner companion that John Kerry is — but should eat more, he’s still kinda a skinny kid. [The Swamp]
  • David Ignatius gets a big fat late pass. [Sadly, No!]
  • Bush to be impeached, basically any minute now. [After Downing Street]
  • David Brooks thinks Mark Foley is a folk hero to be “worshiped at consciousness-raising drum circles.” [Hit & Run]
  • It’s a 3-day weekend guys, better start puffing down so you can remember it. [ScrappleFace]


7:35 PM on Fri October 6 2006
By Alex Pareene
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