Wonkette
- Reliable Source: G-town restaurant Nathan’s is closing. Vernon Jordon inconsolable, hotdog-less. [WP]
- Yeas and Nays: Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and Asian Baby are buying a home in Northern Virginia, to be closer to their new benefactor, Redskins owner Dan Snyder… Harvard alums publish first magazine ever to beat off Barack Obama for no reason but not call him a “hottie”… John Boehner says he totally would’ve beat Mark Foely’s ass. Seriously. Just let him try that shit again. If his girl wasn’t here, man… [Examiner]
