Mark Foley Press Conference: As Usual, God Is to Blame

David Roth, Mark Foley’s attorney, is having a bad day.

Highlights of the Foley press conference:

“People close to Mark knew that he was a ‘closet drinker,’ as it is sometimes referred to.”

No word on just where Foley’s Detox Mansion is located.

MOST IMPORTANTLY: Foley did all of this because a sick, sick Priest did this to him, when he was a lithe, tempting young adolescent.