Wonkette

From Bob Ney to Patrick Kennedy to Mel Gibson, every jackass politician caught doing something nasty immediately goes to rehab. Mark Foley is no exception. Apparently, it was Demon Rum that made him want to make a romance inside young boys.We expect Denny Hastert and Tony Snow to announce that they’re alcoholics, too, and check into rehab by day’s end.

Ex-Rep. Foley checks into alcohol rehab [AP]

Right-Winger Refusing to Acknowledge His Sexual Orientation [Gay Today]