Mistakes were made.
The emails are real, as we learned about ten minutes after posting them. And now they’re gonna blow the fuck up!
We will make an effort, in the future, to not be skeptical about funny/creepy shit, and to not care about boring old people shit.
Sixteen-Year-Old Capitol Hill Page Concerned About E-mail Exchange with Congressman [The Blotter]
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